forest-of-books:

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

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cedrwydden:

fanged-lostgirl:

cedrwydden:

Medieval Things We Should Bring Back

- wearing robes with ridiculous sleeves

- wearing two fancy hats at once

- communal bread ovens

- just more land being communal in general

- making all of our books beautiful

- writing songs for the lute

- putting wild men into our architecture

- gothic buildings

Bold of you to assume I don’t do/have half of these things

You are a model citizen, well done!

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theladyspanishes:

manuvers:

tw1nkpass1ng:

baekphia:

genius

She really answered ‘where are you from?’ with ‘the accent is australian’ she’s a professional scammer

I need an update like did she get the man? did she secure the bachelor??

What I love most is that she nailed the “so” (our so/no kind of sound is the hardest for people to get usually) but struggled so hard with the rest of it.

Like, I thought, “wow, must’ve grown up in the states coz that was a lot of hard Rs suddenly” I feel duped all because of the so

salty-red-mage:

They did it while we were sleeping.

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amandabe11man:

i mean, i love the guy, but the best thing about the swede is watching him completely fuck himself over ALL THE TIME because he can never let go of his grudges

a-dms-side-quest:

lesbidnd:

Quick, possibly very dumb DND Idea: Make a different language for your human race. Common isn’t the human invented language, it was a collaborative effort by all races when they realized that it would be good to trade together.

I like this concept!

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whoopace-kosi:

mydeepbluegoldentattoo:

hollyblueagate:

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

jesus christ

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theelvenkingshalls:

mistergandalf:

mistergandalf:

one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Don’t forget that Frodo also speaks Sindarin, which makes this even worse.

Faramir: Hey, don’t go up the Spider Stairs.

Frodo: Why? What’s up the Spider Stairs?

Faramir: We don’t know, Frodo. We just don’t know.

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imanarwhalbitch:

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frozen-nips:

trashboat:

pemsylvania:

i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen

you snorted a mint?

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